Effective Date: January 1, 2025

1. Service Overview

Shit Gift provides an anonymous horse manure delivery service as a fun gift. Customers can send a personalized message along with a package of horse manure to any recipient, maintaining complete anonymity. This service is intended solely for entertainment. 

2. Privacy Policy

– Customer and recipient data are never sold or shared.

– Personal data is periodically deleted, except for the recipient’s country, which may be retained for statistical purposes.

3. Shipping Information

– We are based in the European Union, and the horse manure is sourced from within the European Union.

– We deliver worldwide.

– Orders are dispatched via national postal services or courier using anonymous, untracked shipping.

– Estimated delivery time:

 – Europe: 3-5 business days.

 – Outside Europe: 6-8 business days.

– Packages are shipped on Mondays and Thursdays.

– An optional tracking number is available for an additional EUR 4,99.

4. Pricing and Package Contents

Pricing and package content are indicated on the web page: 

6. Manure Information

For marketing purposes, we refer to our product as “shit” or “poop.” However, it consists solely of 100% organic horse manure, commonly used as fertilizer. The manure poses no health risks and does not contain significant levels of hazardous bacteria or pathogens.

7. Customs & Declarations

– For shipments outside of Europe, a customs form may be required.

– The package is declared as a “gift” with a value of less than €5 / $5.

– We ensure compliance with all applicable customs regulations.

8. Customer Agreement

By placing an order with Shit Gift, you agree to the following:

– Prohibited Uses: You may NOT use our service for threats, harassment, legal violations, or any unlawful purposes.

– Intended Use: The service is strictly for fun gifts and entertainment.

– Liability: Our liability is limited to the purchase price of the product. Customers agree to release Shit Gift, its agents, officers, and employees from any liability related to the use of our services.

9. Health & Safety Information

According to research (source: DOES HORSE MANURE POSE A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO HUMAN HEALTH? Adda Quinn, 2001), horse manure does not contain hazardous chemicals or pathogens harmful to humans. It is considered safe and is commonly used as a natural fertilizer.

10. Contact & Support

For any inquiries or concerns, please contact our customer support team through our official website.

By proceeding with an order, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms and conditions.